i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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