Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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