is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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