Whod you bang
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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