Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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