how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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