Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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