I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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