my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm passing your future prison.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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