Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
