I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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