Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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