Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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