Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
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