YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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