Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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