Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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