Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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