Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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