Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
one two three fourrrrnication!
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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