She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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