On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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