If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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