I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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