How'd it feel making her break her religion?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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