did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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