I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So vagazzling was a success
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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