we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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