I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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