don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The feeling are messing with the penis
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Randomize
