office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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