North Korea, Best Korea!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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