I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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