butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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