Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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