maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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