Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
FUCK WHALES
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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