She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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