i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
