i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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