Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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