Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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