Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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