drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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