I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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