Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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