About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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