we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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