I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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