Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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