its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
So vagazzling was a success
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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