Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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