So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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