I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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