you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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